Karelian Buttercup

(This here is an idea I've had for ... years but hadn't gotten around to doing until now)

After seeing Bubbles and Blossom in their Scandinavian outfits ([link]) Buttercup comes up to me and tugs on shirt.
"Wingy", she says holding my "Encyclopedia of the World's Flags".
"Yes Buttercup."
Hands me the book, "Could you find me something Nordic to wear?" (trying to hide her envy and failing).
"Well, Buttercup. Let's not get our hopes up. After all there isn't a whole lot of green in Scandinavia. But I'll look anyway."
"No, No, Nope (Buttercup's face gets longer with each one) let's look up here ... No N.... hmmm Hey! Here's something I can use. "
Buttercup's face lights up ... "There is?"
"Yes! Right here [link] Karelia, East Karelia to be exact."
"Ka ... Ka-re-li-ah? Never heard of it, Wingy! Where's that?"
"I've never heard of it either ... have no idea. Let's find out. *does Google search* OK, on the Finnish-Russian border. Kinda where I thought it would be."
"Well Now Buttercup, like your outfit?"
"Yeah! And I learned something new!"
"OK, Now can you give me a Hard-core face?"
"Of course, How's this ?"
"Ah c'mon! You can do better than that! No one's heard of your 'un-nation' - you're barley a piss-ant provedance. The Russians are trying to take away your language and culture ..."
"Yeah, and ...!" Buttercup says in a somewhat unimpressed way.
"The worst of it is ... People are saying ... oh this is horrible!"
"What? What's so horrible?"
"People are saying ... You're Cute !"
"WHAT?! GIMME THAT HAMMER!"

Buttercup tm of the Cartoon Network and created by . Karelian Buttercup by