"Interview with Satan" Monkeyman
"Quit your Job and Grow Your Hair" Hookerfight
"Specialized Human Robot" Virus
Because Deviant Art allows me to have a measure of anonymity - I can pop off on here. And I'm gonna. Had two job interviews this week and neither went very well. The first I drove all the way out to Pontiac (that oasis of poverty in the opulence that is Oakland County) to interview for what I thought was going to be a design position ... turns out it was for another detailing job with very little design and little chance for advancement. In fact, when I brought the subject up the interviewers body language "changed" (gee ... what about mine). Then the recruiter was harshin' at me about it as we were walking outside. The only good thing that happened was when an attractive "young" lady smiled rather flirtatious at me
(maybe I should wear a sport coat and tie or a suit more often). Excuse me - since when is showing ambition a Bad Thing? The answer to "What do I see myself doing in 5 years?" Is NOT the same thing I was doing on day 1 all things being equal. The second interview was a phone interview (thankfully) that I could tell in the first five minutes was NOT going to be something I would be good at. Again, I would be doing everything EXCEPT design and modeling. Always trying to cram round pegs into square holes and vise-versa.